My Pleasure Pet

I was going to write a review of the new Tanqueray marketing site Globe Probe. I went to the site and as it took me into an antiquated movie theater I became excited. Why, you ask. Because the Flash was very smooth and the “cinematography” was awesome. Once inside the theater you’re expected to click on the movie screen to watch the film. Unfortunately no matter how many times I tried the film would not load. I know it’s not me because I went to some other flash-based sites and I had no problem. Why am I telling you all this, you ask? Well, as I stared at the new window where the movie was supposed to be playing looking at a screen that said 0% loaded for a good 10 minutes, I looked down at the status bar which was stalled accessing a site called Modern-Publicity.com. I went to that site and it was a static page with the company name, logo and address. Nothing to click, no info. So I googled the domain and found a site named I Have an Idea that had a press release for the launch of My Pleasure Pet. According to the press release “Sugartown developed MyPleasurePet.com with digital design company Modern Publicity. ” (You see, I’m not just rambling, I’ve always got a point. Stay with me.)

Of course at that point I headed over to My Pleasure Pet. Now before I go any further, this site is definitely NSFW. But if you must there is a “Boss” button. You also may want to turn down your speakers because the endless loop of swanky musak. The site was created for Penthouse Magazine and it features a girl named Heather Vandeven, “Your Pleasure Pet”, who tells you, “I’ll do whatever you want as long as you treat me right. The hotter you get me the more I’ll do.” So then you have to give her things from preset choices and if she likes it the pink bar fills. When the pink bar is completely full you get to watch about 60 seconds of porn (but if you haven’t yet found youporn.com or pornotube.com I have no idea why you’d spend time to get a virtual chick turned on for the reward of just 60 seconds of porn.) It’s a lot like Subservient Chicken but with all the naughty the chicken wouldn’t do because that was for Burger King. Since this is made for Penthouse, you can only imagine.

According to the press release:

“MyPleasurePet is a really engaging way for guys to see what the new Penthouse is all about,” said Fritz Westenberger, co-president/creative director at Sugartown. “The Pets in the game are sexy, charming and natural comediennes. It’s like a hot girl who can tell a great joke - irresistible.”

The site is actually pretty good. Playback in the flash interface is smooth and there’s a ton of different interactive things you can do. You can even be un-interactive and let the site just sit. She starts yawning, and looking disinterested, much like I look at my boyfriends when they start rambling on about whatever it is they ramble on about. Definitely has potential to go viral. My only complaint is that you’d have to have a fairly large monitor to view both the girl and the little action button to activate her, my widescreen laptop doesn’t cut it.

Now if I could just get that Tanqueray site to work. If I ever do I’ll write about.

Stats:
PR 0
Alexa 465,617
Compete N/A

Screenshots after the jump.